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late night baller peepers- we got some dude with a womans body nice boobs though we got some zombies goin on late night whats your name whose your daddy is he rich like me and this old guy who likes a one upper we got darts. lotsa colors.we got the midnigh helmser adnd teh topless dancers
dreamt it was the end of the world at a strange party. i was playing with this really cute kitten and rubbing its belly while holding it. it kept clawing me and i kept trying to let go of it and he just kept squeezing my hand like he was never going to let go. This party was at a bar/hall/house place. We were all subjected to this party by force. some creepy freckled man planned for all of us to be there so he could have a massacre. he hid a bomb in his car. then all of the sudden the party was surrounded by water and cars were driving on top of the water. and then i was rolling down a hill…a huge huuuuge hill for fun. i never got dizzy but when i got up i couldnt stand or walk without a fucked up swagger. then we were all discussing the end of the world. is this really going to happen? this guy was lying to us. then right after we said that we hear a massive explosion and everything turned black for a minute. we woke up in heaven/purgatory. everything was really pretty and it was a room with empty space like a brand new home. we had to get furniture for it. then my friend jenny moved there too.
dreamt trader joe’s box frozen section was in my bedroom and people were wheeling their tables through my room while i was trying to get down. then matt needed to go to the hospital for dehydration but i found him on the street with his friends. i said i am going to the hospital too !!!! :(
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- dreamt that i was swimming to africa and driving around other countries and going to different airports looking for Jenny because she was at some kind of weird school that kept her in a dorm all day everyday.then i got some kind of liquid in my eyes and i was permanently blinded but the dream was so lucid and i kept trying to open my eyes but they were permanently sealed shut and all i could see was black. then i opened my eyes in real life.
dreamt that i was swimming through the streets in blue blue water and tumbled into a storage warehouse where i found protein bars that cured cancer. i was really hungry so i ate a few and swam to a waterfall behind a fence. i worked for some creep who had a giant ipad the size of a tv screen. he gave me his ipad and snapple bottle to put in his bag.. i put them both in his bag and the snapple botttle spilled all over his ipad. we both freaked but i told him i need to test it further for water damage. he said ok and he cut some poor girls hair off from work and told me to test it on her locket of hair. the girl never forgave us for cutting her hair off. may 16
dreamt about this huuuge house and there were massive swimming pools and on top of the pools there were giant hammocks that i was jumping onto and laying in. people kept pushing me off into the pool and i got very upset. then i found tiny cardboard boxes in a row at the same house in a front yard but it was summer in california and dirty snow was on the ground little kids kept annoying me in a creepy way and i kept running from them. i eventually went to my car where my stuff was being stolen and my car was almost being stolen but me and a friend beat the shit out of the robbers. but i started only by opening my car door window and just hitting one lightly on the face.then i dreamt about holy family and some kind of girl scout cookies. then i was thrown into another pool and one of my old coworkers was there. then i killed the robbers who were trying to get into my car by throwing them off a cliff into a pretty pool. i said ill pretend to kill them so that they dont die and land in a nice pool instead and ill give them enough time to run away. may 17
dreamt that giant moths were eating me. they had sharp wings with two giant black dots on each side. they were beautiful but mean. may 18
real life feelings were transfered to dream situations not only making me uncomfortable in real life but also all night in dream world. may 19
dreamt i was straight chillin with justin bieber. i asked him if he could get me front row seats and he said nah it’s too expensive..like 1800 dollars. i said fine. we were sitting in rows of chairs in front of a screen and people were sitting behind us and a tiny tiny bus drove over their heads slowly. then something about stacking pallets.then i bumped into jane lynch on the way out of a store and told her she was beautiful. she said no you are. i said no you are winning and famous. she said nope you win you’re hot and have hot parents. then i went into the place she was and Misha D. Fisher was there and i told him i met jane lynch and he yelled at me for being too star struck to tell him ♥ then i was so hungry i found kefir ranch salad dressing in a fridge FULL of random ranch dressings. earlier i kept seeing fridges full of all types of beers. i was in a mall in a foreign country. i was walking around with no shirt on but just underwear and panty hose. in this city no one cared.
April 4
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April 12
dreamt i had a farm with tons of food and tons of animals in my backyard. the foxes were coming and i knew we had to negotiate a deal with them so they wouldn’t eat my sheep and goat. i set aside 20 dozens of eggs so that when they come to prowl i could have something for them. the foxes held me at gunpoint until i had the food for them. the trade was made and no one was hurt. then there was a show in my barnyard. and i had a projector set up that displayed a giant google page. i looked up the word “GRUCE” and matt came up under the pictures. i thought this was so funny since GRUCE isn’t even a word. in my mind it was the stem of the word gruesome. pretty sure this means im retarded.
April 13
dreamt it was my birthday and i went to the gym to workout..they had polar bears and crazy dance. i went home to change and veryone was coming oer fot my birthday party snday ar 6pm. people brouhght me trader joes bread as gifts and i was so excited. everyone came except a couple of guys at work who i was on the phone with. they told me i was too stupid and weird to hang out with so i got sad and tried to chane their minds. \the partty was a little insane and people started to leave because i wasnt paying any attention to them but i was paying attention to random tranny hookers outside my window dancing for me with feathered boas. for some reason i had to go to the doctor after the party. i sat in the office and waited to be seen by the doctor. i saw some stuff that looked like lotion on the desk in the patient rooms so i put some on my pointer finger and rubbed a tiny bit on my nose..then RIGHT after i did this i knew something was absolutely wrong.. i realized id never read the container/ingredients. i checked back at the huge container and the substance i put on my skin was poison + lye . not sure anyone has ever seen me flip out like this. i take all the doctors alcohol pads and every cleaner they have and start screaming to all the nurses that i put poison on my face and i don’t know what to do!! i read the container again to see what exactly i’ve done. it says nothing about calling the poison control center- it just says avoid all contact with anything or you will die. at this point i started screaming at the top of my lungs but no sound is coming out at all. just hot air and gasping whispers.my finger starts turning blue where the lotion touched me and im desperately cleaning the areas over and over and the nurses are helping me and im screaming to call the doctors but they don’t even know what to do. at this point i check on my nose to see if its ok..its fine but under my eyes and my forehead and starting to turn blue! dark dark pen ink blue.i feel like im dying my heart is starting to beat slower and slower even though im screaming harder and harder. then i said WTF this is a dream! and woke myself up. UGH NIGHTMARE.
April 16
dreamt about another tsunami but it hit florida and i was there for the whole thing. i was on the beach collecting objects that weren’t mine. most of the objects were medicine balls. then i went to my hotel room to find that my clothes were all in the wash covered in ice cream. then i went to a small house where they did tattoos and my friend was there smokin pot. i let the dog out and it had a giant bow tie on.then back at the hotel which nicole richie was the manager at- she was giving out giant vases of intricately embroidered flowers. she said if i rented one of their cars that i could get this and a box of chocolates.
April 17
Losing shit, sweet jasmine puffs, beirut,deathcab& damien rice, hula hooping, bubbles, glowing balls, string puppets doing inappropriate things, jimi hendrix replicas- ahem. ♥
April 24
dreamt i was on a deserted island which was actually in virginia but it had no contact with the outside world. bodies of water kept changing to cement at random times. i cut an angel wings into paper and she flew away with her lover and left glitter all over me. i had to set off fireworks to get peoples attention but i detonated them at the wrong time and left firey holes that made my skin warm but not quite burnt.my mother drove to see me and she was like you can’;t expect me to come here anymore. its too long of a drive. i said ma, we are actually in the south pacific. she wished me well and left.
April 28
dreamt about withstanding a tornado with my musclesApril 29
