November 2011
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September 2011
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late night baller peepers- we got some dude with a womans body nice boobs though we got some zombies goin on late night whats your name whose your daddy is he rich like me and this old guy who likes a one upper we got darts. lotsa colors.we got the midnigh helmser adnd teh topless dancers
August 2011
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July 2011
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dreamt it was the end of the world at a strange party. i was playing with this really cute kitten and rubbing its belly while holding it. it kept clawing me and i kept trying to let go of it and he just kept squeezing my hand like he was never going to let go. This party was at a bar/hall/house place. We were all subjected to this party by force. some creepy freckled man planned for all of us to...
dreamt trader joe’s box frozen section was in my bedroom and people were wheeling their tables through my room while i was trying to get down. then matt needed to go to the hospital for dehydration but i found him on the street with his friends. i said i am going to the hospital too !!!! :(
May 2011
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dreamt that i was swimming to africa and driving around other countries and going to different airports looking for Jenny because she was at some kind of weird school that kept her in a dorm all day everyday.then i got some kind of liquid in my eyes and i was permanently blinded but the dream was so lucid and i kept trying to open my eyes but they were permanently sealed shut and all i could see...
dreamt that i was swimming through the streets in blue blue water and tumbled into a storage warehouse where i found protein bars that cured cancer. i was really hungry so i ate a few and swam to a waterfall behind a fence. i worked for some creep who had a giant ipad the size of a tv screen. he gave me his ipad and snapple bottle to put in his bag.. i put them both in his bag and the snapple...
dreamt i was straight chillin with justin bieber. i asked him if he could get me front row seats and he said nah it’s too expensive..like 1800 dollars. i said fine. we were sitting in rows of chairs in front of a screen and people were sitting behind us and a tiny tiny bus drove over their heads slowly. then something about stacking pallets.then i bumped into jane lynch on the way out of a...
dreamt i got a LOT of mail
March 30
my dream was me makin someone cheat on their girlfriend and afterwards i cried and said i am not like this WTF am i doing? then i ate a lot of chocolate and played with a fluffy dog that kept running away so i chased him around streets. the dog told me i wasnt his owner and to eff off. i said bitch get in place. then there was a tsunami in long island and we...
dreamt that wooden tiles were falling off a kitchen cabinet. on the other side of the tiles was the glue/brown gravel keeping them attached. i picked up the tiles not knowing how poisonous their glue was. my mom informed me that i should be dead in 7 minutes.
then right after i met a girl who had touched the glue and her brain was hollowed out from her head and covered with strings of flesh...
dreamt that my grandma was joining in on our costume party brigades and she went through her entire closet looking for things to wear but they all sucked. then i snuck a peek at some part timer’s paycheck and it said 75,000 a yr. i was so mad that i was underpaid all this time. then the world had very bad radiation so the sky on the horizon was glow fluorescent purple. i got a piggy back...
drimpt i went to a naval academy to see some old pals. they had thousands of children there in halloween costumes that were parading around the towns. then i was in some kind of museum/fancy house where these fancy cougar ladies were attached to harnesses so they could float like in peter pan and they performed weird tricks for me but had thousands of people in the same room while doing it. then i...
dreamt that i was at a baby shower playing those baby games with jen and jen. i wasn’t paying attention and i missed a few things that had to be written down. they were pissed and got super competitive. then greg came out of nowhere and had the list of names and won the baby shower competition. as he knew he was winning he put on victory music on a cd player he found.it was this song…...
drreamt there was a tiny long island tsunami while i was at the beach and the water took over everything and they closed many streets and i waa video taping the whole thing. i pretty much adapted many news stories in my brain.
March 21
dreamt that holy trinity track was being turned into a sweet new venue with a huge stage.not a lot of people knew except me and a few close friends so we all went to see regina spektor and the pixies rehearse and taking pictures/videos with them. then for some reason i had three children and this mean guy (uncle b) was trying to hurt them with saws and knives.i was protecting them and telling them...
dreamt i lived in england but in my same house. when you opened the front door there was a giant desert mountain with broken buildings and piles of rubble being held up by the atmosphere in place but broken. then i was hangin out in steerage at a cruise ship to pick up one of my friends who was the cook. and i ate chocolate pretzels. then i went to get firewood but the only tool i had was a...
Alabaster I had a dream that I was taking a shower and I kept getting faint and the police showed up and pulled me out and said, “Ma’am, get out of your bathroom right now, we just figured out that your bathroom is in love with you and wants to keep you in it forever” and i asked what I could do about this, and they advised me to try to get it to take a hint by announcing later...
dreamt i went to a sick show where they gave out plane tickets to hawaii at the end. the rest of my dream was spent trying to get to the airport. i was desperate to make any flight and for someone to drive me. everyone was running late and i was frustrated. i dragged my dad and mom in their rolling table bed. i ended up missing all the possible flights. i ended up in philly eating corned beef in...
dreamt about king of carrot flowers pt. 1 and then tried to catch a subway. somehow i opened the register that was at the subway ticket machine. i was going to take all of the 20s but i thought there were cameras so i didn’t do it. my coworker invited me over to play in the snow but i didn’t have appropriate clothes. boooorringgg March 15
Christopher VI had a dream last night that I was playing Goldeneye 007 on N64. I forget who else was playing, I think Jenny Jaser was one person…
March 13
dreamt i went to a party at a gymnasium and i threw a lot of eggs down a sewer. some man brought chickens and other animals to the party and i got so excited to play with them all. michael jackson was supposed to play. by the end of the night i lost matt and my cam was stolen. then little girls chased me through a mall-school because i slapped one of them. i was way too fast for them.
March 12
dreamt about many wolves with neon lipstick on outside haunting my house. i couldnt go outside becaus i was so scared an they were eating people. then i went to a music festival and they had many treats. matt ate too much and puked ALL over the place all different colors. then my aunt carmen came back to life and i read an old book that i used to LOVE.me and stina looked at a pastry case together...
dream i was playing around with coworkers. we were then laying in my bed talking about shit then we got giant laser beams/light sabers and fought to the death. someone was buying 10 clif bars at a store called CR 21 that sold clothes and in the back they sold mediterranean food. im really confused. just had a flash back of another part of my dream. some dude was getting tortured and i was watching...
dreamt megan fox was the demon she was in jennifers body.she came to my house and poisoned my parents so that they all fell asleep in the positions they were eating dinner. they were getting married the next day and megan fox kept harassing us and kept turning into a demon. me and teeny tried to kill her.
she kept respawning because her demon soul could go into any near by objects/people. we kept...
dreamt my friends and i rented a bus to go traveling. it was the 1970’s and the end of the world was near. insane lightning storms and tornadoes were around everywhere. lightning looked like jellyfish tentacles instead of bolts. a lot of the storm looked like musical visualizers on a computer. (thanks evan) we kept ditching tornadoes by hiding on the sides of buildings. then a cop stopped us...
dreamt i got into some kind of insane car accident where a compact makeup mirror was lodged perfectly into my forehead but completely under my skin. i pulled it out and it left a huge gash and it also left my eyelid split open so i couldnt close my left eye UGH. then i dreamt i was back in my grandmothers old backyard. it was dark and lush with greens and pinks.then i went to a wedding where i was...
ok you thought my other dreams were weird??? i dreamt that me and my friend turned into tiny screws. our bodies were screws and we had to go into fluffy pillows and bury ourselves. then something about a boat and a farm of some sort. some little girl playing with a giant bra. there was much more but i only have the impression of it.March 2
dreamt i went bowlin with matt and dave and some others. we went bowling in westbury where there was a trader joes i couldnt find my cell phone so i called trader joes to look for it and i was actually using my phone to find my phone. gr8 job. then i had a drawer for babies in my car where i could keep them warm. i would hatch them and give them to their real mothers later on.my dad is the one...
dreamt i was public shower hopping and matt kept tellin me to follow him around. i found anna paquin in of the stalls. we talked about how i love her . her teeth fell out and all that was left were tiny strings. i said girl you need to get that fixed before the next true blood. then dave came along and carried matt around like a baby? then i went to a deli with kanye west to get rice pudding.then...
i dreamt i was trying to park in brooklyn somewhere but the only spot i could find was in a hospital. the hospital staff kept threatening me with tiny guns to get out of the spot or they would shoot. i found myself on the top floor of a decagonal building made of clear glass.lady gaga was there and she was making a commercial. while the commercial was playing the sun started to expand& the...
um the only thing i really woke up in my head thinking was “primordial ooze” ?
February 24
pretty much dreamt about the wrestler except there was a hit put out on me and my mother was responsible. i tried to hide but people told me that i had to die. i got into major knife fights with some secret asshole agents. there was blood all over the walls. then something about baby birds and pac sun.
February 22
dreamt about the most intense thunder and lightning storm ever.February 21
Wow. I dreamt I was working the box ‘til midnight except it was filled with dirty clothes and it was about 5 times its size. It took me forever. I left some milk outside. Then I took my mother to a spa for her birthday except it was a texas roadhouse with guns and robbers. I got caught trying to run into the spa shower.February 17
dreamt that i was at work with my mother and she worked axro trhe street from the jerry springer taping which i accidentally walked onto the set of ib my pajamas then some kid as a violent disgusting seizure then my grandpa was showing me his clocks and trophies
February 12 at 8:22am
matt carr says,”I came into this world as a potato. Look into these eyes then you’ll see the size of the flames …..I did it all for the gnocchi, the gnocchi, the gnocchi so you can take that cookie and stick it up your yeah.”
February 12
dreamt i went on a fancy vacation with som strange family i had never met. i was walking around jumping into everyones beds in the hotel rooms. we decided to go tot he pool early after waking up and this pool was amazing but next to the pool was a vat of liquid sugar which people were throwing their babies into. some lady came out with just her baby’s head but it was still alive and talking...
February 2011
4 posts
i dreamt i was trying to park in brooklyn somewhere but the only spot i could find was in a hospital. the hospital staff kept threatening me with tiny guns to get out of the spot or they would shoot. i found myself on the top floor of a decagonal building made of clear glass.lady gaga was there and she was making a commercial. while the commercial was playing the sun started to expand& the...
best bud ever! ipod, beautiful flowers & massage. <3 <3 love you matt. you don’t even know how much this means to me.
Recent general life realization #1: I am having a very hard time relating to anyone.
OMFG I WEIGH LOWER THAN HIGH SCHOOL WEIGHT. UNLESS MY SCALE IS BROKEN I AM FLIPPING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is the lowest i’ve weighed in years ! :)
January 2011
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dreamt i was in russia at some kind of strange restaurant where the water was very high on the beach…so high it was flooding the restaurants floor but people would still come…and there was a funeral dinner going on..and my father and i got into a fight so he squirted lighter fluid in my eyes and i was devastated and i could barely see afterwards. i sat and rinsed my eye for about 15...
December 2010
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dreamt i had a beautiful house and we were having an amazing party with so many people for matts parents but i had work so i couldnt be there. some guy kept being really mean to me so that i was late for work but i ended up on this hammock tire swing that went from the top of a building to above a coastline with water with stina. and stina fell out onto shiny metal floor because i couldn’t...
November 2010
2 posts
jenny stina and i antiqued each other while stefani took photographs of the whole thing. my nose feels like its going to explode and so does my whole face from this cold.
i know you were in my life for a long time but ive hated you for longer than i can remember not hating you. and i am so glad you aren’t in my life anymore and there was a good reason for me to cut you off. you were a terrible friend and now i have what i deserve..people who won’t exploit me the way you did. people that support me and actually speak up when spoken to. people who love me...
October 2010
3 posts
dreamt i went to a regina spektor show with jenny and stina and they were drunk and regina got off stage but the show was drive through so you could park your car clsose to the stage and regina came down singing to us and jenny and stina ran away and left me in this full full car of stuff. regina then came into my car and i was like pelase take a picture with us please please please !!! and...
i dedicate this song to my well being
can’t wait to see my matt this weekend <3 i miss him a lot all the time. im so proud of him being a substitute professor :)
September 2010
5 posts
dreamt that iwent to philly on a little trip with christina and we were laninng to stay aout like 5 days siwe decuded to play cards but soem guy was wheelngoue cards away and christina said she wanted to go to this strange place called millenium where a bunxh of murders happned and i said wtf this is so creeepy i sont wanna. i ended up going to the city of philly on these little tiny carts with...