dreamt that my grandma was joining in on our costume party brigades and she went through her entire closet looking for things to wear but they all sucked. then i snuck a peek at some part timer’s paycheck and it said 75,000 a yr. i was so mad that i was underpaid all this time. then the world had very bad radiation so the sky on the horizon was glow fluorescent purple. i got a piggy back ride and went to bluebell lane for some cupcakes and pastries. i had known about this place all along except i forgot it existed at all. then i got my yearbook from SVA and people had to send in their own pictures so some students sent in pictures of me that they got from facebook.  i got “revenge” by taking hot pictures of myself posting really wacky and taking up entire pages of the yearbook just dedicated to myself and how hot i am. this is why i’m hot. march 28