dreamt i got a LOT of mail
March 30
my dream was me makin someone cheat on their girlfriend and afterwards i cried and said i am not like this WTF am i doing? then i ate a lot of chocolate and played with a fluffy dog that kept running away so i chased him around streets. the dog told me i wasnt his owner and to eff off. i said bitch get in place. then there was a tsunami in long island and we washed away like nothing.
April 1 
started off at work in my dream.. i was fixing my hours and wearing a princess outfit. i left eventually and went to matts house where all his backyard shingles were covered with green tissue paper. there was a man statue hanging from his doorway and many cartoon drawings on some wooden walls. by the end i was swimming around the world. first i was spotted tons of old sailboats from the 17 &18th century. then i kept swimming and saw thousands of japanese boats and tokyo lit up beautifully in the background. kept using all of my power to swim near egypt and at this point i was making things appear. i wanted to see pyramids so i saw them. by the end i swam near a supermarket aisle that just had tons of heinekens on it. i remember being mesmerized by the green bottles. APRIL 2